May you have to appear in court on charges of pagan worship in a public picnic area.   You will be barred from all parks in the Northern Hemisphere.  You will be forced to write a paper on why it is dangerous to BBQ in the nude during a full moon.  You will not be allowed to start another bonfire in your life..........except for the one to burn all of the pictures taken at your last, and final, family reunion picnic!