May your mate run off with the local librarian who moonlights as the entertainment at the  truckstop on Thursdays and Saturdays the moment he hears her bells.  May he sell everything the two of you had to buy into a Greece Timeshare because he wanted to live the true Gypsy life after seeing her belly piercings and toe rings.  In trying to win him back may you find your bellybutton can't be pierced due to the depth of your insy, however your toes can  because of your web feet!!